It really is the day before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, well, afternoon really
We're all for big hugs, we're all touchy feely
Presents beneath our black Christmas tree they sit
I hope they're all good but probably shit

We've shopped 'til we've dropped, go Comets, go Dixons
Homebase and Halfords, the lights we did fix 'em
Flashing and Throbbing, watched Batman and Robin
Ate some minced pies, some sausage and fries

Roll on tomorrow, it's mad but we love it
Cooking the dinner, the turkey we stuff it
Open the prezzies we are so full of glee
Something for you and much more for me

So get thee to bed, be still, rest your head
put down that book, your clothing do shed
Dream pleasant dreams of Christmas's past
Close your eyes now my love, it's Christmas at last

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