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Pissing Hell

So far today I have cleared up a lot of piss and I somehow doubt I am finished yet!

Jermaine has pissed on his bed three times so far which has meant three lots of bedding having to be washed. He won’t come downstairs and, well, probably for the best as he just seems to want to piss everywhere right now making no attempt to use the toilet at all.

That is three wet beds but he has pissed his clothes another two times as well.

I have washing backing up yet am concentrating purely on his mess.

The carers were here this morning. One arrived on time, the other was 10 minutes late and it took another 15 to tell them what to do and answer their questions so I was late by 25 minutes for my break.

The nurse was booked for midday but didn’t show until nearly 1pm by which time Jermaine had seen his lunch sitting on the side and got well and truly angry so was in no mood to eat or have injections by the time the nurse showed up. Thus started his pissing spree.

I did have a nice bacon butty and an Earl Grey locally and nipped into Frankie & Bennies for a vanilla cheesecake and cream later which was most agreeable. I planned to see a movie but because the carers were late I was too late for the start of it so had to pass on that one, maybe tomorrow.

I asked Nick to call round in the evening as I am fed up with being bored but it rained, OK, it stormed so he wisely decided to stay at home which left me on my own again (naturally .. *hums song*). I decided to watch a movie but the storm blew out the satellite signal, so much for that. I decided to play *my* keyboard but it wouldn’t turn on.

Thankfully, when I decided to go to bed my bed had not run off with the wardrobe!

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