Things got sorted

Mistress Stella (the bitch) claimed another victim last night.

Confirmed reports claim that 'The Mistress' took over the mind of one Bristol man who became irrational and apparently visually impaired to the extent that his font size was required to be huge.

The man, as yet unnamed, eventually manage to regain control of his senses and was mortified by what he had done whilst under the evil Mistresses spell.

Apologies abounded and there are as yet unconfirmed reports of sightings of Mistress Stella up and down the country.

Professor slug of The Museum of Life stated today that "The attack of Mistress Stella is not that unlike that of genus atlantico or the 'banana boatus' it can attack at any time and is perhaps best avoided though studies have proved to be inconclusive and at least on the Mistress Stella claim, more research is required under supervision.

Official sources state that there is no need for an ASBO at this time.

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